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[somedayseattle]

On the way home from a slow carousel shift I stopped at the Peace Street Beer Store.

While there I bought my first ever Mega Millions lottery ticket. The jackpot is $560,000,000. I grabbed it because the Powerball lottery has a pot of $875,000,000. Mathematically I have a much better chance of winning the lesser lottery. I promise you all that once I win I will immediately forget each of you and move into a new stratosphere of the rich and elite. Ooops. Wait! I meant 'never'. I will NEVER forget you all. As a matter of fact, when I win the $560,000,000 I will mail each of you a fresh, new $100 bill. That's just the magnanimous kind of guy that I am!!

Comments

[greghousesgf]

You're going to have to mail it to my friend's house, I can't get mail anymore.

[somedayseattle]

i thought someone was gong fix all the mailbox problems??

[greghousesgf]

I only found out yesterday that the parent company has been informed that the bldg managers are fuckups so I don't know how it's going to take to get things fixed but at least they are aware their employees are lazy greedy dumb liars.

[somedayseattle]

what a nightmare. SO you're just not going to get mail until the horseshit is resolved?

[greghousesgf]

apparently