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Jul. 14th, 2023 04:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
somedayseattleOn the way home from a slow carousel shift I stopped at the Peace Street Beer Store.
While there I bought my first ever Mega Millions lottery ticket. The jackpot is $560,000,000. I grabbed it because the Powerball lottery has a pot of $875,000,000. Mathematically I have a much better chance of winning the lesser lottery. I promise you all that once I win I will immediately forget each of you and move into a new stratosphere of the rich and elite. Ooops. Wait! I meant 'never'. I will NEVER forget you all. As a matter of fact, when I win the $560,000,000 I will mail each of you a fresh, new $100 bill. That's just the magnanimous kind of guy that I am!!
While there I bought my first ever Mega Millions lottery ticket. The jackpot is $560,000,000. I grabbed it because the Powerball lottery has a pot of $875,000,000. Mathematically I have a much better chance of winning the lesser lottery. I promise you all that once I win I will immediately forget each of you and move into a new stratosphere of the rich and elite. Ooops. Wait! I meant 'never'. I will NEVER forget you all. As a matter of fact, when I win the $560,000,000 I will mail each of you a fresh, new $100 bill. That's just the magnanimous kind of guy that I am!!
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