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In this journal you will find self-centered ruminations and half-hearted attempts at humour. I will bore you with my observations of the petty little things that happen every day but go unnoticed. I have an eye for the absurd and the details. I saved up enough $$ to get my butt out to the PNW, then this virus hit and I am trapped Down South. I have a wandering spirit and always want to be anywhere other than where I am. My favorite words are "shit" and 'huzzah'. I like Ramen. I like using British spellings of words to confuse people. I kind of like baseball. I enjoy cooking, and tasting all the foods in the world. I like ducks. I enjoy photography. I have 2 cats (Detective Pigglesworth & The Lady Blubbington) Groucho, Bill Hicks and George Carlin are my Holy Trinity. I have a disease, a disorder and damn annoying condition. All 3 are intertwined in my body. My favorite quote is "The journey of 1,000 miles begins with a single footstep". I try to balance my career as an average, normal fella with my side hustle as a supermodel. I am nowhere yet I am everywhere.