a hive of busy bees
Mar. 31st, 2022 05:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
somedayseattleI applied for a couple jobs today. In doing so I saw that my resume had not been updated since 2017. Fixed it and of course padded it a little.
According to it I....
--former King of Siam
--invented the horseless carriage
--know the ingredients of SPAM
--once gave Betty Crocker a yeast infection
--New York State Ballroom Dancing Champion 1973-78
--responsible for the phrase "tally-ho!"
--served on the Warren Commission (for Beatty, not Kennedy)
--completed 100 hours flight training on the Goodyear Blimp
--chorus boy in the Broadway production of Annie, Get Your Gun
--inspiration for the crayon color "flesh"
--can type 136 words a minute. 12 if you prefer them spelled correctly
--can convert crude oil to petrol in my living room
--#2 of the 3 Faces Of Eve
--can smell an insurance salesman at 100 paces
--know who let the dogs out
--the 5th Marx Brother as well as the 5th Beatle
--can speak at least 1 word in 11 languages
--can speak at least 11 words in 1 language
--lived in a snow globe for a very long and snowy winter
--am Lindbergh's baby
--completely not employable
Did I leave anything out?
According to it I....
--former King of Siam
--invented the horseless carriage
--know the ingredients of SPAM
--once gave Betty Crocker a yeast infection
--New York State Ballroom Dancing Champion 1973-78
--responsible for the phrase "tally-ho!"
--served on the Warren Commission (for Beatty, not Kennedy)
--completed 100 hours flight training on the Goodyear Blimp
--chorus boy in the Broadway production of Annie, Get Your Gun
--inspiration for the crayon color "flesh"
--can type 136 words a minute. 12 if you prefer them spelled correctly
--can convert crude oil to petrol in my living room
--#2 of the 3 Faces Of Eve
--can smell an insurance salesman at 100 paces
--know who let the dogs out
--the 5th Marx Brother as well as the 5th Beatle
--can speak at least 1 word in 11 languages
--can speak at least 11 words in 1 language
--lived in a snow globe for a very long and snowy winter
--am Lindbergh's baby
--completely not employable
Did I leave anything out?
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Date: 2022-03-31 11:00 pm (UTC)-Successfully licked to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
-Invented the Perfect™ nose hair trimmer.
-Am an ordained minister specializing in exorcism.
-Can eat just one Pringle.
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Date: 2022-04-01 02:53 pm (UTC)