the rent is due!
Mar. 5th, 2022 10:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
somedayseattleErica was scheduled to work today, making it 2 Saturdays in a row. This completely ruined my plans for the day (which consisted of not having to drive her to work). After kicking her out of the car at The Fresh MarkUp (fear not....I slowed down first) I decided to take the opportunity to get in some steps by strolling through a park I dig.
On the way I saw an older woman with incredibly uncombed grey hair with her doggo, who was in the act of pooping. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Wait....she is holding her poo bag directly underneath Phydeaux's butt! As opposed to waiting for all of the Trump kids to drop and then scoop them up, she is attempting to get them bagged in mid-flight. If that is not effed enough she is using a canvas tote bag to catch Eric, Donnie Jr and Ivanka. Not a plastic grocery bag like most people....an old canvas tote bag. I know this for sure, mainly because I turned around and drove past her again to confirm my suspicions. What the hell?
I gets to my park and gets to strolling. Abut 20 minutes in I went down a portion of the trail I had never traversed. It was a little desolate but interesting. Especially when I came across 2 rabbits getting it on near the stream bank. I made some pithy remark about screwing like rabbits but they ignored me and kept up the bonking. I quietly backed away, made it back to my car and came home. I have found when days start like this it's best to remove myself from the outside world.
On the way I saw an older woman with incredibly uncombed grey hair with her doggo, who was in the act of pooping. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Wait....she is holding her poo bag directly underneath Phydeaux's butt! As opposed to waiting for all of the Trump kids to drop and then scoop them up, she is attempting to get them bagged in mid-flight. If that is not effed enough she is using a canvas tote bag to catch Eric, Donnie Jr and Ivanka. Not a plastic grocery bag like most people....an old canvas tote bag. I know this for sure, mainly because I turned around and drove past her again to confirm my suspicions. What the hell?
I gets to my park and gets to strolling. Abut 20 minutes in I went down a portion of the trail I had never traversed. It was a little desolate but interesting. Especially when I came across 2 rabbits getting it on near the stream bank. I made some pithy remark about screwing like rabbits but they ignored me and kept up the bonking. I quietly backed away, made it back to my car and came home. I have found when days start like this it's best to remove myself from the outside world.