in a state of love and trust
Apr. 1st, 2026 04:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
somedayseattleMy doctor appointment was at 1 PM. I scheduled my ride at 12:15 in case there were errors. (Also my referral said to be there at 12:40). I made it at 12:45 to find all three receptionist were on lunch break. Why in the purple piss would you schedule me to be there at 12:40 if there’s no one there?? One of the drones eventually showed up. I was third to check in. After going through all my information she tells me I’m in the wrong suite. I tell her my referral says Suite 3349. She corrects me to Suite 3300.
I make the roll to Suite 3300. I hand all of my medical information to the receptionist. Recently my Medicaid has changed names from Stupid Ass Medicaid to Bullshit Medicaid I believe. The receptionist tells me she can’t accept Bullshit Medicaid because it’s a different name. Now it will take at least 15 days to approve the new insurance that’s actually the old insurance that they already approved. She told me next time let them know I have new insurance ahead of time. I’ve never actually been here so how the fuck could I confirm with you my insurance is different you silly cow. Then she tells me my doctors referral was incorrect. I had to do a different procedure which had to be rescheduled. How do you know what my doctor prescribed was wrong? You don’t work with my doctor thus you don’t know what he wanted.
You guys can do all your cross checking and reassuring and rescheduling, but one thing is for certain, you won’t see my stupid ass at your office ever again. This is not a procedure of life and death. It’s merely a test because my original heart guy needs a kickback to pay off his Porsche.
Not today, bucko. That was three hours taken from me. It’s a beautiful 72° day and I don’t need to waste three hours screwing around with dingleberry doctors.
I make the roll to Suite 3300. I hand all of my medical information to the receptionist. Recently my Medicaid has changed names from Stupid Ass Medicaid to Bullshit Medicaid I believe. The receptionist tells me she can’t accept Bullshit Medicaid because it’s a different name. Now it will take at least 15 days to approve the new insurance that’s actually the old insurance that they already approved. She told me next time let them know I have new insurance ahead of time. I’ve never actually been here so how the fuck could I confirm with you my insurance is different you silly cow. Then she tells me my doctors referral was incorrect. I had to do a different procedure which had to be rescheduled. How do you know what my doctor prescribed was wrong? You don’t work with my doctor thus you don’t know what he wanted.
You guys can do all your cross checking and reassuring and rescheduling, but one thing is for certain, you won’t see my stupid ass at your office ever again. This is not a procedure of life and death. It’s merely a test because my original heart guy needs a kickback to pay off his Porsche.
Not today, bucko. That was three hours taken from me. It’s a beautiful 72° day and I don’t need to waste three hours screwing around with dingleberry doctors.
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Date: 2026-04-02 01:23 am (UTC)