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[somedayseattle]

With today being Boxing Day, Erica and I decided to tempt fate and go out looking for some bargains. Our first stop was Walgreens. We got there just after noon. By then every sign of Chritmit had been removed and replaced with Valentine’s Day shit. What s disappointment. We ambled over to Target where I was hoping to score some clearance items to slap up on my eBay page. We went to the toy department where they had a 'clearance' sale. All the toys were 15% off. Are you effing joking? 15% is not a clearance it’s a regular sale. Another disappointment. We got home just in time to play bingo in the other building. There were only 10 people there so surely I would win. I did not, but Erica won twice. She won a bottle of hand soap and on the last game, a cover all, a six pack of Sprite while I walked away empty-handed. Yet another disappointment. When we got back to our building, we checked the mail and there was a pink slip indicating we had a box delivered to the other building. I headed back to the office hoping the box was the new pair of Adidas I ordered from eBay. I got there, Douglas dug up my package and it was diabetes supplies. Another disappointment. I am eventually made it home and turned on CNN only to find the “president” had not died yet. The final disappointment of my day. Screw all this I’m going back to bed .