an old floral couch covered in plastic

I recently got a free gummint sponsored cell phone. In today’s modern society, people roll their eyes when I told them it’s my first phone. I hate telephones. I hate assholes with telephones. There’s a lot of those in this area. AnyWho, I don’t have the best memory so I decided to have business cards made. Partially for my friends and partially so I can remember the number. What do you think?