the dew on the roof
Oct. 24th, 2023 11:52 amYesterday, while discussing my wobbly legs, I made a comment that I hadn’t fallen yet. That streak came to an end when I took a tumble. I was using my walker to come into the living room. I had both the telephone and my iPod in the right front pocket of my shorts. I lost a lot of weight in the hospital and all of my shorts have drawstrings but I’ve not adjusted any of them because I’m so damn lazy. The two items were pulling my shorts down. I asked Erica to help me out. I’m not really sure what happened after that. My shorts were sliding off my behind and I think I used my right hand to keep them from falling off. I lost my balance and my legs collapsed beneath me. Next thing I knew I was on the floor. Erica was in full freak out mode. I kept reassuring her I was OK. I rolled over onto my stomach and it took me a little bit to get up to my hands and knees. I crawled over to the chair and worked my way onto it. I don't think I did any serious damage. Today my back is sore. There’s nothing better to help the recovery of severe back pain than falling down. Thankfully it doesn’t hurt the way it has the last couple days but I’m sure it would feel better if I were not such a dumbass.
Dr. Watson and Nickle-Less came by for a visit yesterday. Now that I no longer have a pee bag dangling from my wiener I’m going to allow people to come and visit. I know a couple people from Da Park want to come by. I don’t know if I should ask them to bring food or charge an admittance fee. I think a mushroom and Swiss burger or straightening up my apartment is more than a fair trade for the privilege of hanging out with me. Of course you can bypass all that by using the Groupon. Let me know when you want to come over and we can discuss this.
Dr. Watson and Nickle-Less came by for a visit yesterday. Now that I no longer have a pee bag dangling from my wiener I’m going to allow people to come and visit. I know a couple people from Da Park want to come by. I don’t know if I should ask them to bring food or charge an admittance fee. I think a mushroom and Swiss burger or straightening up my apartment is more than a fair trade for the privilege of hanging out with me. Of course you can bypass all that by using the Groupon. Let me know when you want to come over and we can discuss this.