a gateway to fun

I just wrote long and detailed post about my poo-poo issues over the couple of last days but LJ froze up and I lost it all. I feel for you, dear reader, as it was the funniest, most pun-driven and insightful post about the Fecal Arts you would have ever read.

In a buttshell-
constipation is gone.
Hurts to pee. May have a UTI.
Cranberry juice is the worst experience of my life.
Missed 2 days of work (so far) immediately after being promoted