another witless witness

I am not sure what is going on here....but it seems like Raleigh's dumbest are visiting Da Park this week. Today, on the carousel with the delightful Ashton, comes this halfwit.

A bubble headed blonde dipshit, standing in front of the sign that says "Carousel Line --->". She asks how to get on the ride. Annoying but it's not uncommon. Apparently signs are difficult to comprehend. I get this semi-regularly. I dramatically look at the sign and then back at her.
Me-"Sign says thataway" and I point to the right.
Bubbles-"Where does it go?"
Me-It's a circle. It goes over there" I point at the small group of people waiting to get on.
Bubbles-"You mean where those people are?'
Me-"Yeah. People standing and waiting. The very definition of 'line'."
Bubbles-"We will have to wait behind them?"
Me'"Yeah. Again... LINE. It's a line. People standing. A LINE"
Bubbles-"Nah. Nevermind" She turns and leaves the carousel.

People.....just stay home.