lets meet todays contestants

Beyond spittin' bullets pist-off right now. Our Annual Inventory of MeMums affairs was due in the courts Aug 3. We had some dumb bullshit happen but the lawyers sent us the finished product Nov 14. Da Olda Sista was served papers today by he Sheriff saying THAT SHIT HAS NOT BEEN SUBMITTED. We have 20 days to get proof of submittal. I contacted the lawyers who said Sista did not return the signed copies of the paperwork (that I stressed was super-fucking-important to get done IMMEDIATEY) for a goddamn month!!! Then a series of effed-up dominoes fell to the where the goddamn inventory never made it to the courts. Between Sista and the friggin' lawyers I am ready to crack skulls. This is effing ridiculous.

I am going to soothe my nerves with some tasty homemade cream of mushroom soup.