a hive of busy bees

I applied for a couple jobs today. In doing so I saw that my resume had not been updated since 2017. Fixed it and of course padded it a little.

According to it I....
--former King of Siam
--invented the horseless carriage
--know the ingredients of SPAM
--once gave Betty Crocker a yeast infection
--New York State Ballroom Dancing Champion 1973-78
--responsible for the phrase "tally-ho!"
--served on the Warren Commission (for Beatty, not Kennedy)
--completed 100 hours flight training on the Goodyear Blimp
--chorus boy in the Broadway production of Annie, Get Your Gun
--inspiration for the crayon color "flesh"
--can type 136 words a minute. 12 if you prefer them spelled correctly
--can convert crude oil to petrol in my living room
--#2 of the 3 Faces Of Eve
--can smell an insurance salesman at 100 paces
--know who let the dogs out
--the 5th Marx Brother as well as the 5th Beatle
--can speak at least 1 word in 11 languages
--can speak at least 11 words in 1 language
--lived in a snow globe for a very long and snowy winter
--am Lindbergh's baby
--completely not employable

Did I leave anything out?