i am streaming the hudson river

[somedayseattle]

...and if things weren't meh enough just yet, I was holding my once-a-week Trulicity shot wrong side up. The bottom against my stomach, top against my index finger. Press the button and put an entire weeks worth into the tip of my finger. Now besides the usual diarrhea, headache and turned stomach I will prolly grow boobs or buy a effin' Tesla.