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Mar. 22nd, 2025 01:21 pmESPN is currently showing Tire Wrestling (Do what????) followed by dodgeball followed by kickball.
Holy dickturds. Tire wrestling is 2 dopes trying to dump each other into an tractor tire. Of course it is. This is the same channel that showed competitive stair climbing last night.
I'm going to guess none of LJ pals are watching this insipidness but I will bet this is playing on every 19" black and white TV at every MAGA BBQ at every MAGA trailer park near an airport in the good ole' US of A. I can imagine in the White House, The Rapist and Constipated Turtle Face are sitting in the Situation Room in their stained tightly whiteys and wife beaters on. One leg on the table slobbering Big Mac sauce on their shirts, watching while hootin' and a-hollerin'. "Hey, Big D..,,check it...if this blackie beats that Patriot white kid.....I'll cut all funding going to the tire industry. Hyuck hyuck hyuck!" "Whooooo-wee, you're a pistol! That's why you got elected! Wait, did your get elected? Who cares? Blame it on Obama!"
Hopefully the mercy killings resume soon.
While typing this I saw on CNN the gummint awarded some giant contract to BOEING. They will produce a plane called the F-47. Of course I almost choked on my granola but it ended when FatDopey appeared on-screen. "Its a great plane, Great plane. Good name, 47...such a beautiful number" (I have met folks in ESL classes who can build stronger sentences). He approved 0f 47 but said nothing of the F. Is his ego too big to acknowledge or is possible he is truly too stupid to know f means FUCK. Like "Fuck you 47 you bloated pile of spoiled cream cheese". Can any modern day human really be that STUPID or alternatively so in love with himself to not even acknowldge it. JFC. Even MeMum's dementia wing laughed at the name. F-47. I will fly on it every chance I get. F-47 and F-Elon, which adorably spells Felon. Thanks, Karma, for that one!!!
Why, yes....I AM wearing my Cranky Pants today
Holy dickturds. Tire wrestling is 2 dopes trying to dump each other into an tractor tire. Of course it is. This is the same channel that showed competitive stair climbing last night.
I'm going to guess none of LJ pals are watching this insipidness but I will bet this is playing on every 19" black and white TV at every MAGA BBQ at every MAGA trailer park near an airport in the good ole' US of A. I can imagine in the White House, The Rapist and Constipated Turtle Face are sitting in the Situation Room in their stained tightly whiteys and wife beaters on. One leg on the table slobbering Big Mac sauce on their shirts, watching while hootin' and a-hollerin'. "Hey, Big D..,,check it...if this blackie beats that Patriot white kid.....I'll cut all funding going to the tire industry. Hyuck hyuck hyuck!" "Whooooo-wee, you're a pistol! That's why you got elected! Wait, did your get elected? Who cares? Blame it on Obama!"
Hopefully the mercy killings resume soon.
While typing this I saw on CNN the gummint awarded some giant contract to BOEING. They will produce a plane called the F-47. Of course I almost choked on my granola but it ended when FatDopey appeared on-screen. "Its a great plane, Great plane. Good name, 47...such a beautiful number" (I have met folks in ESL classes who can build stronger sentences). He approved 0f 47 but said nothing of the F. Is his ego too big to acknowledge or is possible he is truly too stupid to know f means FUCK. Like "Fuck you 47 you bloated pile of spoiled cream cheese". Can any modern day human really be that STUPID or alternatively so in love with himself to not even acknowldge it. JFC. Even MeMum's dementia wing laughed at the name. F-47. I will fly on it every chance I get. F-47 and F-Elon, which adorably spells Felon. Thanks, Karma, for that one!!!
Why, yes....I AM wearing my Cranky Pants today