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I have made it no secret that I dislike those short keyboard keys. I am a fan of the old-school taller keys. I bought a laptop, my first one, just before I contracted this stupid bacteria nonsense. With high caps, I am a decent typist...maybe a C student. Fair to partly cloudy.

I am awful with low caps keyboards. I didn’t think it was possible but I am actually worse typing on a laptop. I am so bad that I reverted to the 2 fingered hunt & peck method. If all I have to type or three words consisting of three letters a piece I will need to make 4 corrections. Yeah. I am that bad.

When I was in the hospital I realized there was an easier way. I can just go into my Gmail and use the speech-to-text button to transcribe my thoughts. Then a simple cut & paste and I’m good to go.

Except...

My iPod is seven years old. It is structurally sound but it’s to the point some of the apps are not supported in their current format. That’s a good sign it’s time for a new iPod. One of the other things that decays with age is, you guessed it, speech to text.

I was in the process of doing some cutting and some pasting yesterday when I stumbled across this sentence. My last few posts have been kind of loquacious so it was impossible for me to remember what I was attempting to convey. I imagine this what AI would produce if the prompt was 'Kafka written by Larry The Cable Guy'

If you have any clue what this could mean, please let me know. It’s either magnificently brilliant or another pile of cat shit from my only-working-holiday-hours brain. Here ya go—-

How are getting sore just hate that none of you will ever see as you are all just jerk is change the ground.

Whatcha got?