no left turn, vernon

Erica and I went to our usual groceria to finish up the shopping that we started at Wegmans the other day. We ambled up to the meat department and saw our old friend Meat Man Mike.
MMM-“Hey Chip, How you doing’, man?”
Me-“Outstanding, brother. I am outstanding.”
MMM-“You ain’t outstanding. man. You may be outsitting but you ain’t outstanding. ”

Happy Insult A Cripple Day to you all!