keep things moving, bub

I just smoked a joint in bed at 3:18 to try to ease this horrible back pain. That was def not on my 2023 bingo card.

shut up, paul

Just got back from the dick doctor. I told him I had been peeing steadily but they contend that I’ve never fully emptied my bladder. You know what that means? Another goddamn motherfucking catheter. This time I got a leg bag instead of a drag along. Hopefully being strapped on my leg means the rubber tube won’t irritate my poor penis the way the last one did.

Sista had some business to tend to. When she finishes up we’re off to the emergency orthopedic clinic for, what I assume, will be more bad news.