but on the other hand

When all of this bullshit began on September 15, I got weighed when checking in at Doctors Urgent Care. The first time I’ve been on the scale in a couple years. I was very satisfied with the reading as it put me at a weight I’ve not been in years upon years. At the hospital they “weighed me in bed" but my reading was 40 pounds heavier. Balderdash!! I didn’t buy it. When Da Younga and I went to meet my new primary doctor they weighed me there as well. It turns out I lost 12 pounds in the hospital. Not surprising as there were several days I didn’t eat and when I did I avoided the hospital food. It’s not that it was bad. It’s that ultimately every bite ended up dry and chewy. When I remembered to eat it was a yogurt parfait and a fruit cup. My current weight sits at 235. I am effing ecstatic. My weight is not been that low since the 1900s. The last time I visited my endocrinologist for an in office visit was 2018. I weighed in at 333 pounds. A big fat bloated piece of shit. For those of you who can’t do math well I have lost 100 pounds in the last five years. If I get any thinner, you won’t see me if I turn sideways.

I AM BEAUTIFUL!