of thee i sing

Happy Fuck England Day, Americano's! Cheers to the slightest slivers of freedom left in our once glorious and free country!

Seeing how Trump, The 'Supreme' Court and the Republitards have (and continue) to strip away the rights of anyone who is not an old, straight, white male millionaire, perhaps we should ask England to take over again and straighten things out for us. But it's doubtful they'd want to be associated with this dumpster fire. Also, can we maybe go a day without one of you fuckwits shooting everyone at your party? It would be nice if we could go one entire 24 hour period without hearing of 7 mass shootings. Thoughts and prayers!

pass the tater salad, please

Erica and I both have to work until 2PM today. Afterward we are going to a cookout hosted by Johnny & Mrs. Donuts! Our first cookout in at least a decade! Huzzah! We Are expecting to see Da Judge, GingerBoy, Matt Instagram, Jess Another Dharma Bum and more! I will post some pics tomorrow!