hey mr tangerine man

I have been noticing a trend lately that really concerns me. When the eff did it become socially acceptable to yawn without covering your piehole? I have seen his behaviour increasingly over the past few weeks but today was the topper. Working on the carousel I saw 7 different yahoo's (adult yahoo's. I don't hassle the kids because their societal norms have not yet been set.) stretch the gullets wide open and make no attempt to cover. This includes the ridiculous Karen WhiteBitch who yawned directly in my face as she exited the building. Perhaps she wanted to share the contents of her last meal with me (I believe, based on the evidence presented, she had recently dined on flame broiled feces with a side of roadkill possum tartare, moldy brussel sprouts and tepid tap water served in dirty mason jar). I called her out but she ignored me. I know none of my wonderful LJ friends would ever conduct themselves in this way but we have to not let the manners-free scofflaws off the hook. These turds have to do better. If you see an uncovered mush I suggest forcefully jamming a traffic cone in as deeply as possible. It's a start.

FYI-in case you did not decipher my pictographic last post, it was post #3,000! The first pics are easily deciphered. The bottom picture is Andre' 3000 of the band Outkast.

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They sure don't write'em like this anymore.

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