two headed calf

By the time they finally reached Anna Ho-Ho-Ho and I to scan their carousel tickets, I had already had 2 interactions with this obnoxious, aroogant, entitled hag. You know the kind. Far too much makeup trying to cover her wrinkled face. Gawdy jewelry, too many rings and bracelets, never worked a day in her awful life. Her group walked in and stood directly in front of the doors. No, that's fine...those people behind you don't really want to come in. I had to walk all the way over to tell them (paraphrasing)" fucking move you goddamn morons!". This old granny bitch gvae me an icy glare. The group eventually made their way halfway to me and Anna, when they blocked the walkway. 7 people spread out as wide as possible. A freaking day care worth of kids behind them yet they were still too stupid to get out of the way. Again I had to walk over to give them a simple word of advice MMOOOOVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!), As we let the daycare on these yayhoo's finally got their tickets online. I told them the ride was full and they had to wait. There was only 30 kids on board, but screw'em. The kids ride ended and we let these awful dirtbags on. Granny did not ride. On the first go round, she hollers loud enough to drown out the music. AYDEN!!! and then does that asinine wave where you scrunch up your shoulders and bend you fingers a little. Hard to describe but you know what I mean. Granny waving a kid. The ride does another go-round. AYYYDDEENN!!! With each pass this old skank yells louder and longer. By the final evolution...AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYDDDDDDEEEEEEEYYYYIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! just to give her stupid wave. The ride stops and the fam exits. As they walk out I say "Bye Ayden" very condescendingly. This old shitbitch says "How did you know his name?". "Lucky guess" as I roll my eyes judgmentally. Aydens dad ambles up "Sorry about my mother-in-law. She's a real twat. I hate her". "All good" I smiled but he knew I hated her too.