a slice of pie

After dropping Erica off at work I returned home and decided to check the mailbox. It’s been a few days since I looked so I figured there might be something interesting waiting for me. I pulled out the small pile and thumbed through it, throwing most of it in the trash. The last letter I looked at had a big bold print that said “DO NOT FOLD OR BEND!” It was junk mail from Better Homes & Gardens. What could they be sending me that was so important that it shan’t be folded? We’ll never know because I folded it, then bent it and threw it in the trash.