the golden age of baloney

I have a great story to tell yall's about. A conversation between myself and 2 attractive, younger women, early 20's perhaps. Today at the carousel. Unfortunately it'll have to wait until tomorrow. I am tired and my body is achy. I see a hot Epsom salt bubble bath in my near future (after knocking back a couple egg salad sandwiches, compliments of tinytadpole).