the dating game

I forgot mention yesterday the runner-up in our "Why The Eff Did You Name Your Kid That!!??" was a cute little boy named..........Eubanks. Yeah, that was his first name. Much like Carson, Miller, Johnson and Smith, Eubanks is not a first name but a LAST NAME.

Me-"Eubanks, huh? Do you call him Huey or Banksy?"
mom-"No. His name is Eubanks. Why would we call him Banksy?"
Me-"Because Eubanks is a EFFING STUPID NAME FOR A GODDAMN KID YOU FLAKY DIPSHIT!!!"

At least in my head it went that way.