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[somedayseattle]

After looking back on the inspirational speech by the blonde bimbo who told me i could be a ‘para’ anything I finally made my decision. I am going to be a “para super villain”. I’m off to a bit of a slow start because Raleigh is not the place to start a career as a villain, para or otherwise. If I can’t get this going I may fall back to my secondary thought “para superhero.” Not really “super” hero.....more like “para slightly above average hero”. My alter ego will be Relatively Okay Man. I will show up to the scene of the crime not to save the world but just kind of straighten things up a little bit. For instance the bad guys have robbed the bank and shot the place up pretty well. I swoop In, help you up, dust you off a little bit. I tell you “ sure those guys stole all your money but you only got shot once. Could’ve been worse” Relatively Okay Man for the win!!
Maybe for fun my “para Supervillain” alter ego can mix it up with my “para slightly above average hero.”. As a super villain I can break into a weight watchers aerobics class and call everyone “fatty fat” and runoff laughing maniacally. Within moments, As the class cries, Relatively Okay Man arrives and tells the class ‘ you’re not THAT fat.’

My work here is done.